Bel

*voice note*

play:

Bel
When are you guys gonna meet? I'll come and spy from afar...

Six  
for reaaaal???? You know her???? that's crazy man !

Six  
well I am flirting, not sure if she really is, it's weird. I think I might be too dumb for a girl like that. but we're planning to go grab a drink anyway, cause I believe meeting is the best way to know if there's something or not.
(pause, lecture du dernier message de Bel)
ahahaha no wayyyyy, I won't tell you when or where cause that'd be super awkward to have you around for that. I'll feel like im cheating on you or something.

Bel
Yep, I even got her to sign up. So you guys should thank me, really.

Omfg she's constantly like "nobody could ever like me" and you're constantly like "i'm dumb." I'm sure you'll get along great You can both work on each other's self-esteem, it'll give me a break

Six  
i have amaziiiing self esteeeeeem, she just seems smart just by reading her text and her hobbies are like those of a bookworm, ya know knitting and stuff like that. my hobbies are skateboarding and falling like a 8 years old on crack, and watching documentaries about aliens. So yeah im worried about that

Six  
maybe we'll become besties and youl be jealous of how well we get along

Six  
I feel like maybe im too much of a player for her? like im not an actual player, but on the player spectrum she seems to be like at minus 100, and I'm probably at a ... 20 out of positive 100. you know ? makes sense right ? I totally make sense. my hand hurts so bad duuuuude and weed isn't really helpiiiiing

Bel
She is smart. But it's not a competition, dude. Idk I don't think anyone wants to date themselves. If she wanted an intellectual she'd just go out with one of those rich daddy's boys in her year.

What do you mean? I don't think it matters what you've done in the past... it's more about what you want now. Like, if you're both on the same wavelength and you both know you wanna date someone seriously and not just fuck around.

Six  
yeah I guess you're right. I don't know, cause we were talking about being sluts now, remember? and I was kinda thinking that it'd be fun, maybe I could do that in 2025, and now im talking to what seems like sweetness in human form so I don't know, right ? but we still gotta meet cause chatting online isn't much, and maybe the vibe will be off, or maybe not, we don't know. so we gotta meet. but yeah now you're saying she's your friends somehow it makes me overthink stuff cause I know you and I don't want you to try to kill me if I hurt her feelings accidentally, ya know ? and... (pause pour manger bruyamment des chips) yeah anyways. we'll see, its just confusing times out here, and we know I still gotta meet Mia who might be the love of my life (manque de s'étouffer en pouffant de rire avec des chips. tousse bruyamment) fuck, im gonna die like that, choking on my snack (tousse encore un peu) but not today, cause you're not here, and you're my snack (rire entre coupé de toux) oh and I'm at my parents so there's the dog here, wait imma send you a pic cause he damn cute

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Bel
That puppy is too cute.

Yeah but like... do you actually WANT to be a slut? Or was that just a strategy in order to not get your heart broken again?

And yes I'll come for you if you ever hurt her

Six  
im not suuuuure. being a slut sounds fun but im not sure I can do it. cause sure sex is nice, but sex with feelings is much better sooooo... (bruit de sa main au fond du paquet de chips) fuck, im out. Babybel you're gonna have to come over, I'm out of snacks! (rigole toute seule et accidentellement lâche le bouton qui pour enregistrer le message audio)

Six  
what was I saying? right : I don't know. I think that's really the main thing about this whole conversation so far. I don't know shit. like a fucking John snow type of guy. and don't knife emoji meeeee!!! unless it's like a kink thing, then I guess I'll allow it. but I'm supposed to be the scary one here! and what id sheeeee's the one breaking myyyy heart? huh ? thought of that ? Im a soft babe too, 'kay? you wouldn't come for her would ya? (silence) ugh I hate that I just thought of the "come" / "cum" joke, I could have said some nasty thing, but now it's too late, the moment is gone. it reminds me of that time I missed my bus just seconds late... kinda feels like it : disappointment, I think that's how we call that feeling.

Six  
(juste du bruit de frottement contre le micro, le paquet de chips qui se froisse, un "aiiieeeeuuuuh", suivit du bruit des pâtes du chien et de ses petites griffes qui claquent sur le paquet à un rythme soutenu, puis au loin la voix grave d'une autre personne inintelligible) shit... oh you can lock the recording ?! well damn the more you no yeah? sorry 'bout that

Bel
Sex with feelings is 100 times better.

I honestly can't imagine Poppy breaking anyone's heart. She's truly as sweet as she sounds. But yes I would be mad at her too if she hurt you. So basically: don't hurt each other and we'll all be good.

(ew about the cum joke.)

Six  
wait... so there's no winning in this situation unless like we get married and all that ????? sounds like a trap, or like a minefield. Maybe I'll have to friend zone her to be safe.... cause im not ready for marriage, that's like way too soon and.... (silence) can't believe you're making me talk about marriage when I havent even met her yet! stop doing that!

Six  
the cum joke would have been glorious! im sure you would have giggled a little, or like at least smile and show that dimple a little ! you're not even picking up on the snacks jokes I've made so faaaar, you okay? you upset? sick ? am I not funny anymore ? (silence) you think the pain from my hand is making me not funny? that'd be such a worry, cause you know being funny is a big part of my personality

Six  
funny, pretty and weird. I think that's 3 words to describe my personality. yeah. yours would be : tiny, tired and charming. I think that sums it up pretty good.

Bel
Lmao you're actually insane.

Dude, no, it's just hard to keep up with everything you say in your voice notes  I'm gonna have to start making notes.

Wow, so you get "pretty" and "funny" and I just get "charming" and the rest makes me sound like a hamster on a wheel... which I guess I am

I'm going to bed  JUST CHILL. (about the date.) It'll be fine. Even if you just end up being friends, it's cool, we'll hang out as a group!

Six  
my voice notes are a misunderstood form of art. (reads the following message, mumbling) well I could give you many more words but then you'd act all cocky and stuff. and you know im not into that, I mean.... cock (silence) I gave you a few seconds to really take that one in... I mean the joke (silence) and that's it for me, you can find me every Tuesday nights for my stand-up show ! (imite le bruit d'une foule en délire) anyways yeah I should try to sleep too, im gonna smoke one and hit the bed. and : whaaat ???? a group??? of GIRLS ??? shit never thought I've be that girl, living with girls, hangin out with girls... so weird. anyways sleep tight hottie, erase those dark circles ! (bruit de bisous, top fort, qui font mal aux oreilles)

Bel
Good night, you depraved human being.

Bel
What do you mean you don't have any painkillers? They didn't give you any at the hospital??

Six  
just a lil, ma health insurance doesn't cover more